If Only Life Could Be like A Computer

-If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! -To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! -If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". -Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. -To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. -To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel. -To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. -If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. -When you lose your car keys, click on "find". -"Help" with the chores is just a click away. -You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your boot diskette to recover from a crash. -We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately. -To feel like a new person, click on "refresh". -Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse. -To undo a mistake, click on "back". -Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update". -If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".